18 Times Ryan Reynolds Made Us Laugh On Twitter
We all love Ryan Reynolds. Not only is the man wickedly attractive, he’s also hilarious both on screen and online. In honor of his 41st birthday (October 23rd), here are 18 tweets from the actor that made us laugh.
1.
My daughter's only 6 months old and already drawing. I'd hang it on the fridge but honestly, it's absolute garbage.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) June 19, 2015
2.
My daughter loves being buried up to her neck in sand at the beach. Her little face lights up when I come back to get her the next day.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) July 16, 2017
3.
Airplane toilets are aggressive. It wasn't until I got back to my seat that I noticed my pants and testicles were missing.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) February 23, 2017
4.
People in LA are deathly afraid of gluten. I swear to god, you could rob a liquor store in this city with a bagel.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) January 7, 2017
5.
When I think out loud, it sounds nothing like Morgan Freeman.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) June 18, 2015
6.
I can't tell the difference between meditation and silent inner shrieking.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) September 19, 2016
7.
I'm making an oil painting of my sister, Sarah. And it's more difficult than I thought because I don't have a sister.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) September 11, 2016
8.
They should make fingerless latex gloves. For stylish doctors.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) June 15, 2015
9.
I'm still trying to get out of dinner meetings I had years ago.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) August 27, 2016
10.
LOVE dressing my daughter in baby clothes. The itsy-bitsy pink pajamas. The tiny white socks. The black leather mask. Cuteness overload!
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) June 13, 2015
11.
It's neat to have entire conversations using only "air quotes". Also, punching myself to death is fun.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) August 24, 2016
12.
I'm in the yard. I'd like a milkshake. I've done my part.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) June 14, 2015
13.
I tried blinking for the first time today and I totally get it now.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) June 10, 2015
14.
Tinder isn't a babysitting app. Apologies to Crystal and Janine for the misunderstanding.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) August 19, 2016
15.
My daughter love the @MileyCyrus song, "We Can't Stop" because she thinks it's about cutting the brake lines on my car.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) August 17, 2016
16.
Crime sprees would be so much funnier if your get-a-way vehicle was Hodor from Game of Thrones.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) August 7, 2016
17.
Being a father is the single greatest feeling on earth. Not including those wonderful years I spent without a child, of course.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) July 22, 2016
18.
Weirdest thing about drinking a 52 ounce Big Gulp from 7-11, isn't the enormous sugar rush, but the fact you go straight to Hell.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) July 16, 2016
Sarah is a Hufflepuff living in NYC. When she is not traveling or talking to random animals, she is working as a script writer. Tweet her at @lumpyspacederp
